Loft ladder expert

20 Elizabeth Road Henley on Thames Oxon RG9 1RG m: 0788 44 71 232 e: sales (at) loftladderexpert.com

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Installers of loft ladders, hatches and loft lighting

Based in Henley On Thames, South Oxfordshire

Covering S. Oxfordshire, Berkshire, parts of Buckinghamshire & Hampshire.

tel 0788 44 71 232 email steve@loftladderexpert.com

Over 4000 ladders installed!
I think you’ll find Century Gothic at 32 pixels high makes an excellent page header, but just keep the leading to about 90%.... Look, click here....
No animals were harmed in the production of this website, although if Sofia doesn’t move her paw and tail pretty soon she will get unceremoniously dumped outside....
My mum says the reason so many of your customers like the website is - it’s written by cats! Your web design team is ready for work - just one problem, we can’t reach the mouse…. … AND we don’t have opposable thumbs! Oh ha ha very funny I’m sure…. Well when I saw the “RESERVED” sign, I naturally assumed… Yes , its called working from home! Brilliant! In my next life I’m coming back as… A CAT! But mum I thought I was Born In A Wagon Of A Travelling Show according to Cher, not a shoebox during Henley Royal  Regatta! Where’s  the working class struggle in that? I already have, at least 5 times so far! Yes but you’re rubbish at getting back down so we’ve had to get Troy, the nice young man  from Twiglets tree surgeons to get you down at  75 quid a  pop! So this is our job, half an hour’s web design in the morning and 18 hours sleeping? MUUUUUM! I can see our house from here!! I’m just soooo good at climbing trees! Mum, am I called Willow because my tail is soooo soft and bushy like a spring Pussy Willow? No my poppet, its because you’re daft as a brush…. … with as  much common sense as a twig. Tsk! Kids today ! I keep telling them Content Is King in web design but they just won’t listen! Mum, Willow says the importance of content Above The Fold is an outdated construct in today’s internet! Owwww! It’s true! Jakob Nielsen showed, back in ‘ 97, that users will scroll if what they see above the fold interests them enough to keep them reading!
Loft ladder expert, the only website on The Net designed by cats. (which explains a lot….)
Mum, This shoe box seems to have shrunk…

Loft ladder expert

20 Elizabeth Road Henley on Thames Oxon RG9 1RG m: 0788 44 71 232 e: sales (at) loftladderexpert.com

Contact

I think you’ll find Century Gothic at 32 pixels high makes an excellent page header, but just keep the leading to about 90%.... Look, click here....
No animals were harmed in the production of this website, although if Sofia doesn’t move her paw and tail pretty soon she will get unceremoniously dumped outside....
Serving suggestion. Models not included My mum says the reason so many of your customers like the website is - its written by cats! Your web design team is ready for work - just one problem, we can’t reach the mouse….
Over 4000 ladders installed!
… AND we don’t have opposable thumbs! Oh ha ha very funny I’m sure….
Oh ha ha very funny I’m sure…. When I saw the “RESERVED” sign I naturally assumed… But mum I thought I was Born In A Wagon Of A Travelling Show according to Cher, not a shoebox during Henley Royal  Regatta! Where’s  the working class struggle in that? Yes but you’re rubbish at getting back down so we’ve had to get Troy, the nice young man  from Twiglets tree surgeons to get you down at  75 quid a  pop! Yes , its called working from home! Brilliant! In my next life I’m coming back as… A CAT! I already have, at least 5 times so far! So this is our job, Half an hour’s web design in the morning and 18 hours sleeping? MUUUUUM! I can see our house from here!! I’m just soooo good at climbing trees! Mum, am I called willow because my tail is soooo soft and bushy like a spring Pussy Willow? No my poppet, its because you’re daft as a brush…. … with as  much common sense as a twig. Tsk! Kids today ! I keep telling them Content Is King in web design but they just wont listen! Mum,  willow says the importance of content Above The Fold is an outdated construct in today’s internet! Owwww! It’s true! Jakob Nielsen showed, back in ‘ 97, that users will scroll if what they see above the fold interests them enough to keep them reading! Mum, am I called willow because my tail is soooo soft and bushy like a spring Pussy Willow?
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